The Freebie List
Have I noticed that I have a type? You bet your ass I did. Funny enough, it wasn’t until I found that particular photo on Google of Jason Segal and realized I liked him because he reminded me SO much of Jeff that I started to see a trend with everyone else. Apparently, my criteria for men is an amazing sense of humor, sweet hair, baller facial hair and having a baby face. Seriously, though. Have you seen the hair on these men? I love that James Phelps is rocking the longer locks at the moment. I also love how David Tennant is the only person smiling out of all of these photos.
Defend Your Choices
Do I really need to? I mean, look at these men. I hate children, but I would gladly reproduce with any of these men and assume full responsibility.
James Phelps had to go on there and had to be at number one. I love the Phelps twins, but James was always my favorite. Jeff is fully aware I would leave him for James and is ok with this spot of information. While I know that NPH is happily married with children,
not to mention I’m not his type because I don’t have a penis, I still would be happy to be his side-line lover. Anthony Jeselnik stole my heart with his latest show. I love his east coast accent and how his jokes have solidified my journey to hell in the afterlife for laughing so ridiculously hard at them. I think my feelings for Johnny Galecki might be a bit too circumstantial; he would need to be in full on nerd gear for me to be ok with this. I’m totally ok with both of us dressed in Enterprise uniforms.
Matt Smith and David Tennant are obvious choices. Since the Doctor doesn’t really exist, my next best bet is to be with the men that played him. Would I sit in a Doctor Who cast sandwich with these men and Arthur Darvill? In half a heartbeat. No questions asked. TJ Thyne was always my favorite on Bones. Yes, I am fully aware that David Boreanaz is also on the show, but how can I pass up this sexy beast?! I can’t. Every time I see Jason Segal in anything my first reaction is to hug him and just cuddle up next to him. I could do this all day, no joke.
The Benched (Honorable Mentions)
John Francis Daley
Sean Connery (circa the 60s)
Lamourne Morris (New Girl)
Max Greenfield (New Girl)
I’m interested to find out who’s on your Freebie List! Let me know! Maybe we can compare notes. 😉